Thursday, June 02, 2005
What I REALLY Want to Know . . .
It's my birthday today, so I'm giving myself a writing break. I thought I'd try something a little different for this post instead.

Have you ever met someone you really liked and wanted to see if they were good relationship material? Or have you ever wondered how well you really know your partner? Or maybe you're just hanging with friends and need some good discussion topics.

A while back I made up a list of questions that I kept handy for exactly these sorts of situations. I figured I'd share them and see if anybody finds them useful. If you feel moved to answer any of them I'd love to hear what you come up with!

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When you wake up in the morning, your first thought is:
- Must. . . hit. . . snooze alarm. . .
- Bathroom run!!!!!
- I wonder if she's as horny as I am right now?
- Drool puddle on the pillow again--yuck!

You have a flat tire. Do you. . .
- Call AAA
- Grab the lug wrench and pull out the spare tire
- Realize with a sinking feeling in your gut that that WAS the spare tire that just blew
- Perch on the car and try to look cute so someone will stop to help

How do you feel about doing laundry?
- Groan, Can there be a chore any more BORING?
- Yum, nothing smells nicer than clean fresh sheets
- Yeah baby! I never miss a chance to straddle the washer during the spin cycle!

How best would you describe your kissing style?
- Slow and lingering
- Hungry and passionate
- Hunt and peck
- Vampiric

When finding myself in a room full of strangers I:
- Hide in the corner
- Give a friendly hello and introduce myself
- Am the life of the party
- Sneak out the back door

Finish this sentence. I dance like:
- Fred Astair
- John Travolta
- A baby elephant
- Lurch
- Cher

We have a free afternoon together. Would you prefer to:
- Go to a museum
- Take a drive with no particular destination in mind
- Go antiquing or explore a flea market
- Take in a great movie
- Hang out around the house and relax together
- Have wild monkey sex

What qualities are most important to you in a partner?

What is your best trait? Your worst fault?

If you could have dinner with three famous people in history, who would you choose and why?

The world is going to end at midnight. How would you choose to spend your final day?

Who is your worst enemy? Why?

What superhuman power would you most like to have? Invisibility, super strength, flying, or the ability to read minds?

If you could shapeshift into any animal at will, what animal would you choose to be?

Your best friend's significant other hits on you at a party. Do you tell him/her?

How do you feel about public displays of affection? How do you feel about public displays of affection between gay couples?

My dog eats your shoe? How do you react?

Tell me something about yourself that no one knows. I'm writing a book on a serial killer. Would you let me stalk you and force you into compromising positions to help me in my research?

Your birthday--event to be ignored or celebrated?

If you were a candy bar what kind would you be? Why?

Who is your favorite fictional character? Why?

What is your favorite color? Favorite season? Favorite time of day?

Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?

Do you sleep in jammies or in the buff?

After sex, which partner should sleep on the wet spot? (Think carefully on this one)

Do you leave the toilet seat up or down? Have you ever had the seat smack down on your winkie?

How do you handle disagreements with your partner? Walk away? Talk it out? Lose your temper but then make up quickly? Hold a grudge? Ignore the problem?

What is the most romantic thing you have ever done for a woman?

What's the most romantic thing a woman has ever done for you?

Do you believe in magic? If so how would you define it? Can I have a lock of your hair?

Remote control--channel surfer or stayer-putter?

Eating with your fingers--good or bad? Me feeding you grapes with my mouth--good or bad?

What is your favorite guilty pleasure that won't grow hair on your palms?

Favorite movie monster: vampire, werewolf, Frankenstein, mummy, or King Kong? Why?

Boxers or briefs? White or colors?

How would your ex girlfriends describe you?

Finish this sentence: I would never ______________________.

What bad habits of other people make you crazy?

What food can't you do without? What food would you NEVER eat?
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